Two Polish guys are sitting on a bench in the park. All of a...
Two Polish guys are sitting on a bench in the park. All of a sudden, a bum

comes up to them and says in a gruff voice, "Hey, I've gotta riddle for

you guys." "What is it?" Asks one of them. "What has TWO heads, FOUR arms,

FOUR legs and is as dumb as a rock?" The bum asks. The Polish guys look at

each other and one of them says "Well, we don't know, what is it?" "YOU

AND YOUR FRIEND!" The bum says and walks away. The Polish guys hesitate

for a moment in apparent confusion and then start laughing. "Hey, that was

such a good riddle the bum told us!" They say "Let's go tell it to someone

else!" They looked around in the park and saw two American guys walking.

They came up to them, snickering, and anxious to tell that joke to

someone. "Hey guys!" "Yeah?" The other guys turn around. "We got a riddle

for you two!" "Yeah, what is it?" "What has TWO heads, FOUR arms, FOUR

legs and is as dumb as a ROCK?" The other guys think for a moment and then

say, "Okay, we give up, what is it?" The Polish guys look at each other,

snickering even more, "ME AND MY FRIEND!"


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