Tuns of PunsGalore - Part II
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount of black sediment in the bottom of the cup. So I called the grounds keeper.My church accepts any denomination. But they prefer tens and twenties.Q: What kind of engine do they use in golf carts?A: Fore cyclinder.I say a dermatologist about a nasty red patch on my skin. I asked it would get better, but he said he didn't want to make any rash promises.An univeristy student fell in love, and dropped out of school to marry her young love. She wrote to her parents to say that she had put the heart before the course.I witnessed a robbery in a fabric factory and immediately called the police. They caught the culprit and held me as a material witness.Support your right to bare arms! Wear short sleeves!When a ladder was stolen from a store, the manager said that further steps would be taken.People who talk about false gods are engaged in idol gossip.A good carpenter will do his work and then varnish without a trace.

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