There was once a very rich lawyer who owned a large house up...
There was once a very rich lawyer who owned a large house up in

Washington state. Every summer, he would have a friend come by

for a visit, and this year, he chose a fellow lawyer from the

Czech Republic.



The were having a great time. Every day, they would wake up

early and collect berries for their breakfast, then they would

compare cases they'd worked on, then they might take a walk in

the woods or play a round of golf. But, one day, as they were

picking berries, a male bear and female bear came by. The male

said to his wife "I think the one on the left looks really

tasty." So, he gobbled up the Czech lawyer whole.



The other lawyer ran to his house and phoned Animal Control and

told them to come over to shoot a bear that had eaten his

friend. They cmae as fast as they could, and the frantic lawyer

told them everything.



"My friend had flown in from the Czech Republic, and he was just

staying here with me, and we were picking berries, when these

bears came by and one of them ate him!"



"Okay, just calm down sir, which bear was it?" asked one of the

Animal Control specialists. "The boy bear!" screamed the lawyer.



So, the specialist took aim, and shot the female bear dead.



"What are you doing? I told you that it was the male bear!"

asked the lawyer.



The Animal Control specialist looked at the lawyer and said

"Yeah, who ever trusts a lawyer when they say the Czech is in

the male?"


Back | Next


More Pages of Jokes: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 
25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 
49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 
73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 
97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 
121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 
145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 
169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 
193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 
217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 
241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253