The End Justifies The Means
Divorcing After 45 Years An old man in Phoenix
calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to
ruin your day, But I have to tell you that your
mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years
of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking
about," the son screams. "We can't stand the
sight of each other any longer," the old man
said. "We're sick andtired of each other, and
I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your
sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs
up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes
on the phone, "Like heck they're getting a divorce,"
she shouts. "I'll take care of this."

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams
at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced!
Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm
calling my brother back and we'll both be there
tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU
HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to
his wife. "Okay," he Says, "They're coming for
Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

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