A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with
fear when the pilot announced, "Two of our engines are on
fire; we are flying through a heavy fog, and it has
eliminated virtually all our visibility."
The passengers were numb with fear, except for one... a
semi-retired minister..."Now, now, keep calm, folks" he said.
"Let's all bow our heads and pray."
Immediately, the group bowed their heads to pray... except
one fellow near the back.
"Why aren't you bowing your head to pray?" the minister
"Well, I don't know how to pray," replied the passenger.
"Well, just do something religious!" piped up another well
So the man got up and started down the aisle passing his hat.