The anatomy professor asked his class, "...
The anatomy professor asked his class, "What part of the male anatomy expands to five times its normal size when excited?"

He turned to a coed, "Miss Jones?"

She blushed and said, "Professor, I REFUSE to answer such a question!"

He turned way and said, "Mr. Smith?"

"The pupil of the eye, sir."

"Thank you, Mr. Smith. Now, Miss Jones, I know three things about you:
"One: you did not do your homework,
"Two: you have a dirty mind, and
"Three: youre in for a big disappointment."

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