Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrib...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. "I

am the most beautiful person in the world," proclaimed Sleeping Beauty.

"No, you're not," answered Don Juan and Tom Thumb. "I am the smallest

person in the world," shouted Tom Thumb. "No, you're not," said Sleeping

Beauty and Don Juan "I've had more lovers than any person in the world,"

announced Don Juan. "No, you haven't" replied Tom Thumb and Sleeping

Beauty. Well, they decided that if the three were to get along, they

needed a mediator, and decided that Merlin, clearly the smartest person in

the world, would be ideal.



Merlin agreed and summoned them all to his palace, where he announced he

would meet with them one at a time. Sleeping Beauty went in first and not

a minute later came out beaming. "I am the most beautiful person in the

world, Merlin said so." In went Tom Thumb and out he came as quickly as

had Sleeping Beauty. "I am the smallest person in the world. Merlin

agrees." In goes Don Juan and in he stays, a half hour, an hour, an hour

and a half later. Finally, he emerges distraught, muttering, "Who the hell

is Bill Clinton?"


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