RESOLUTION #1 1993: I will read at least 20 good books a yea...
RESOLUTION #1

1993: I will read at least 20 good books a year.

1994: I will read at least 10 books a year.

1995: I will read 5 books a year.

1996: I will finish The Pelican Brief

1997: I will read some articles in the newspaper this year.

1998: I will read at least one article this year.

1999: I will try and finish the comics section this year.



RESOLUTION #2

1993: I will get my weight down below 180.

1994: I will watch my calories until I get below 190.

1995: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200.

1996: I will try to develop a realistic attitude about my weight.

1997: I will work out 5 days a week.

1998: I will work out 3 days a week.

1999: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.



RESOLUTION #3

1993: I will not spend my money frivolously.

1994: I will pay off my bank loan promptly.

1995: I will pay off my bank loans promptly.

1996: I will begin making a strong effort to be out of debt by 1999.

1997: I will be totally out of debt by 2000.

1998: I will try to pay off the debt interest by 2000.

1999: I will try to be out of the country by 2000.






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