A pipe bursts in a lawyer�s house, so he calls a plumber.

The plumber arrives, unpacks his tools, does mysterious plumber type things for a while, and hands the lawyer a bill for $600.

The lawyer exclaims, �This is ridiculous! I don�t even make that much as a lawyer!�

The plumber replies sympathetically, �Neither did I when I was a lawyer.�

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis

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