Pastor v. Choir Director
Church feuds are not uncommon, especially among cliques in
the congregation. But when the pastor and choir director get
into it, stand aside.

One week our preacher preached on commitment, and how we
should dedicate ourselves to service. The director then led
the choir in singing, 'I Shall Not Be Moved.'

The next Sunday, the preacher preached on giving and how we
should gladly give to the work of the Lord. The choir
director then led the song, 'Jesus Paid It All.'

The next Sunday, the preacher preached on gossiping and how
we should watch our tongues. The hymn was 'I Love To Tell The
Story.'

The preacher became disgusted over the situation, and the
next Sunday he told the congregation he was considering
resigning. The choir then sang 'Oh, Why Not Tonight.'

When the preacher resigned the next week, he told the church
that Jesus had led him there and Jesus was taking him away.
The choir then sang, 'What A Friend We Have in Jesus.'

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