One day, there was a red hotel run by Mrs. Red. On that day...
One day, there was a red hotel run by Mrs. Red. On that day,

she had three boarders; Mr. Orange, Mr. White, and Mrs. Blue.

Each of the boarders had a red room with a red door, a red

keyhole, etc. That day, Mr. Orange left his room to request a

maid. He went out the red door, down the red steps, through the

red rec room, through the red dining room, through the red

kitchen, up the red stairs and opened the red door to Mrs. Red's

room to ask for a maid. He was granted the wish and returned to

his red room going out the red door, down the red steps, through

the red kitchen, through the red dining room, through the red

rec room, and up the red steps. Next, Mr. White wanted to

request a special meal. He went out the red door, down the red

steps, through the red rec room, through the red dining room,

through the red kitchen, up the red stairs and opened the red

door to Mrs. Red's room to ask for a special meal. He was

granted the wish and returned to his red room going out the red

door, down the red steps, through the red kitchen, through the

red dining room, through the red rec room, and up the red steps.

Next, Mrs. Blue wanted to complain about the absence of hot

water in her bathroom. She went out the red door, down the red

steps, through the red rec room, through the red dining room,

through the red kitchen, up the red stairs and opened the red

door to Mrs. Red's room to complain about the water. The water

was fixed and she returned to her red room going out the red

door, down the red steps, through the red kitchen, through the

red dining room, through the red rec room, and up the red steps.

The next morning, breakfast time came. Mr. Orange came down the

red stairs, through the red dining room, through the red rec

room to the red kitchen. He got out a red bowl, a red spoon,

some red milk, and red Cheerios. He poured the red milk and the

red Cheerios into the red bowl and used the red spoon to eat

every bit. When he was finished, he washed the red bowl and the

red spoon. He put the red Cheerios and the red milk where they

belonged. He went back through the red dining room, the red rec

room, up the red stairs, and back to his red room. Next, Mr.

White came down for breakfast. He came down the red stairs,

through the red dining room, through the red rec room to the red

kitchen. He got out a red bowl, a red spoon, some red milk, and

red Frosted Flakes. He poured the red milk and the red Frosted

Flakes into the red bowl and used the red spoon to eat every

bit. When he was finished, he washed the red bowl and the red

spoon. He put the red Frosted Flakes and the red milk where

they belonged. He went back through the red dining room, the

red rec room, up the red stairs, and back to his red room.

Finally, Mrs. Blue wanted breakfast. She came down the red

stairs, through the red dining room, through the red rec room to

the red kitchen. She got out a red bowl, a red spoon, some red

milk, and red Cheerios. She poured the red milk and the red

Cheerios into the red bowl and used the red spoon to eat every

bit. When she was finished, she washed the red bowl and the red

spoon. She put the red Cheerios and the red milk where they

belonged. She went back through the red dining room, the red

rec room, up the red stairs, and back to her red room. The

moral of this story is that two out of three people prefer

Cheerios over Frosted Flakes.


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