One day a little boy went to kindergarden for his first time...
One day a little boy went to kindergarden for his first time.

The teacure told the whole class to make up spelling words for

homework.

So the boy went home and asked his his older brother

what his first spelling word should be. His brother said

SHUTUP!!!

So then he goes and askes his little brother, who

likes batman, what his second spelling word should be. His

brother said "DUH DUH DUH DUH BATMAN" so the boy writes this

down.

Then he goes to his 16 year old sister and says what

should my third word be. she was talking on the phone and said"

LETS GO BABY" So the boy writes this down.

Then he goes to his crazy and messed up dad and says what should

my fourth word be? The dad who is crazy says "GOODY GOODY GUM

DROPS" So the boy writes that down.

Then the boy goes to his mom and says I need

a spelling word. So the mom ,who was cooking, was about to say

cat when cried out "MY BUNS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!" So the boy wrote

that down.

Then he went to his sisters room and she was

cleaning her room. So she didnt hear him ask what a good

spelling word would be. All she said was " NUTTIN BUT TRASH!!"

So naturaly the boy wrote that down.



The next day at school the teachure asked the class who would

like to go first and the boy raised his hand. So the teachure

acked him what his first word was and he said SHUT UP then she

said hey who do you think you are?



And he said DUH DUH DUH DUH

BATMAN!!

and she got mad and said do you want to go to the

princables office and he said LETS GO BABY .

At the princeables

office the princable said you are suspended and the boy replied

GOODY GOODY GUM DROPS!!

then the princeable got mad and spanked

the boy. the boy cried out MY BUNS ARE ON FIRE!!!



Then the

princable said hey boy what do you think this school is made of?

And the boy replied "NUTTIN BUT TRASH!!!!!!!"


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