Once upon a time, in a small town called Shock-Uh-Locka, the...
Once upon a time, in a small town called Shock-Uh-Locka, there

were two town friars (as in Friar Tuck on Robin Hood). The

friars loved flowers and plants, and were often putting off

their duties to go see the newest flowers.



One day, as the friars were on a walk through the forest, they

heard a noise. "What was that?" one asked the other. The other

tried to show courage, so he pressed on past his partner.



When the two came to a clearing, they saw the cause of the

noise. There was a man-eating Hibiscu! "We could get rich off of

this!" they exclaimed. So they tied the man-eating Hibiscus up

and brought it to Shock-Uh-Locka. By the next day the people of

Shock-Uh-Locka were lined up, ready to pay to see this

man-eating Hibiscus.



All was going well until The flower-crazed friars went nuts and

began to push people into the way of the flower, so they were

eaten. The town was furious at this, and called in the strongest

man in the world, Hyoo.



Hyoo, the great hero, came that very day and killed the crazy

plant friars.



Now, Smokey the Bear, what did we learn?



ONLY HYOO CAN PREVENT FLORIST FRIARS!


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