Once there were three flies who decided to spend a night in some
person's bathroom. The first fly slept in the bath, the second
fly spent the night
in the basin and the last fly slept in the
The next morning the three flies gathered together to chat.
second fly asked the first, "How was your night?" The first fly
answered, "It was terrible, I was almost killed by this
hairy thing that tried to swot me into some dirty water!"
The first fly then asked the second fly, "And you, how
sleep?" The second fly answered, "I hardly got any, during the
night I woke up and found myself in some water. I thought it
end of me but I couldn't give up. So I thrashed my legs about as
hard as I could, luckily I found a shiny rope to grab onto
pull myself out
of the water."
Both Flies then asked the third fly, "What about you, was your
night any better?" The third fly shook his head and
was the worst night of my life, at first it was there was
peaceful and quiet but then all of sudden there was a
rumble of thunder. Out of no where a huge wall of water swept me
off my legs and I found myself being tossed about by
rapids. It must have been a flash flood or something. I tell you
guys, if it wasn't for that log I would have