Once there were three flies who decided to spend a night in ...
Once there were three flies who decided to spend a night in some

person's bathroom. The first fly slept in the bath, the second

fly spent the night in the basin and the last fly slept in the

toilet.



The next morning the three flies gathered together to chat. The

second fly asked the first, "How was your night?" The first fly

answered, "It was terrible, I was almost killed by this big

hairy thing that tried to swot me into some dirty water!"



The first fly then asked the second fly, "And you, how did you

sleep?" The second fly answered, "I hardly got any, during the

night I woke up and found myself in some water. I thought it the

end of me but I couldn't give up. So I thrashed my legs about as

hard as I could, luckily I found a shiny rope to grab onto and

pull myself out

of the water."



Both Flies then asked the third fly, "What about you, was your

night any better?" The third fly shook his head and replied, "It

was the worst night of my life, at first it was there was

peaceful and quiet but then all of sudden there was a massive

rumble of thunder. Out of no where a huge wall of water swept me

off my legs and I found myself being tossed about by huge

rapids. It must have been a flash flood or something. I tell you

guys, if it wasn't for that log I would have drowned!"


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