Once there were these 3 guys all looking for a place to stay...
Once there were these 3 guys all looking for a place to stay for

the night. They all saw a pink house. The first guy walked up to

this pink house that had a pink driveway. He walked up the pink

driveway, knocked on the pink door, and what do ya know a pink

lady answered. The man asked this pink lady if he could stay the

night and she said yes. He walked into the pink house, walked up

the pink staircase, walked down the pink hallway, walked into

the pink room, sat his things down on the pink floor, and went

to sleep on the pink bed.



The next man decides to stay here too. He walks up the pink

driveway, knocks on the pink door, talks to the pink lady, walks

up the pink staircase, walks down the pink hallway, walks into

another pink room, sets his things down on the pink floor, lies

down on the pink bed, and goes to sleep.



The next man decides to do the same thing. So the man walks up

the pink driveway, knocks on the pink door, talks to the pink

lady, walks up the pink staircse, walks down the pink hallway,

walks into the (guess what color) PINK room, lies down on the

pink bed and goes to sleep.



The next day the first man got out of bed wlaked down the pink

hallway, walked down the pink staircase, and walked into the

pink kitchen for breakfast.



The second man got out of bed, walked down the pink hallway,

walked down the pink staircase, and walked into the pink kitchen

for breakfast.



The third man got out of bed, walked down the pink hallway,

walked down the pink staircase, and walked into the pink kitchen

for breakfast.



The pink lady then asked them, "What would you nice gentlemen

like for breakfast? I have Cheerios and Fruit Loops."



The first man said after thinking long and hard about it, "I

think I'm gonna have Cheerios."



The second man after thinking long and hard about it said, "I

think I'll have the same."



The third man after thinking long and hard about it politely

answered, "I would like some Fruit Loops if it's not too much

trouble please."



And the moral of the story is: The ratio of men liking Cheerios

and Fruit Loops is 2:1.


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