Once there was a man who went to the pet store. As he walke...
Once there was a man who went to the pet store. As he walked in

the door, he spotted a parrot and stopped to look at it. The

parrot looked back at him and said, "You are SO ugly. You are

uglier than ten miles of horrible roads. You are uglier than..."



The parrot went on for a few more minutes until the manager came

out. He was so appalled at what the parrot was saying that he

opened the cage, took the parrot out by the neck, and shook him.

He looked right into his face and said, "You just try that one

more time and I'll fillet you for lunch. And I mean that!" He

shoved him back in the cage, and profusely apologized to the

man. The man shrugged and went along with his shopping. After

he was done, he started to walk out the door, but decided to

glance at the parrot one more time.



"You know," the parrot smarted.


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