Nuns
Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game with their habits partially blocking the view, three men decided to badger the nuns.

In an effort to get them to move, one of the men said in a very loud voice, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns there."

The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana, there are only 50 nuns there."

The third guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Idaho, there are only 25 nuns there."

One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet, calm voice said "Why don't you go to hell.....there aren't any nuns there."

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