New bar
A girl named Martha is opening a new bar but can't think of a good name.

So she starts a contest, whereby whoever can think of a good name gets 100 free drinks.

The winner was a fellow who suggested "Martha's Legs".

On the bar's first day of business, he arrived an hour before the establishment opened, and sat down on the curb to wait.

A policeman noticed him and asked what he was doing on the street.

The man replied "I'm just sitting here wating for 'Martha's Legs' to open so I can get 100 free drinks."

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