Need for Money
Two feeble old gentlemen in a Tel Aviv nursing home decide that they want to go out on the town for a while but don’t have any way to finance their escape. One day Shlomo reads in the paper that a bounty is being offered for captured Arab arms and POWs.
Shlomo tells his buddy Moshe about the bounty and they decide to strike out for the Suez Canal to see if they can cash in on the bounty.
The two alters spend the night camped out along the canal. Early the next morning, Shlomo is awakened by a gurgling noise. A big Egyptian submarine has surfaced in the canal and its crew is unlimbering the deck gun. Behind it are dozens of assault
boats loaded with soldiers. A flight of Syrian MiGs buzzes the campsite and a long column of Arab tanks and motorized infantry approaches from the East, covered by helicopter gun ships.
Shlomo gasps and his eyes bulge from his head. He dashes back into the tent and violently shakes Moshe: “Wake up, wake up, how can you sleep at a time like this? We’re rich! We’re rich

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