Meal in heaven
A rabbi goes to heaven and meets God for the first time. A thought hits
him and asks God about what souls eat when they go to hell?

God just goes and tells him to look at what is being served.

So the rabbi peeks down below the clouds and behold it was mealtime in hell. The souls there were being offered a seven-course meal with New York Strip, mashed pototoes, tossed salad, cranberry sauce, and a bottle of wine was being passed around.

Meanwhile God informs the rabbi that it was time for his meal - all he got was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

He asks God why the guys down there were getting the royal treatment while he just gets a sandwich?

God replied: it simply does not pay to cook for two.

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