I took him back to Walmart My ex-husband and I fought const...
I took him back to Walmart



My ex-husband and I fought constantly, why I married him, I'll never know.

For all those miserable years I said my hubby has got to go!



Tried poisoning cakes, stripping his brakes, Salting his pork chops with

lime. Wiring his chair, igniting his hair Even though playing with fire is

a crime.



But I failed at each plot 'til I suddenly thought Of a way that would set

me free! I got rid of him for good and, know what? They couldn't do a

thing to me!



I took him back to Walmart! They'll take anything back you know! They said

they couldn't recall selling him, But they must have if I said so.



They just credited him to my Visa and said, "Ya'll come back now, 'ya

hear?" They were so nice, polite, pleasant and insistent, I took back his

mother the next year!



They'll take anything back at Walmart, Though it's broken or rotten or

sweet. And know what else? This time of year You don't even need a receipt!


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