In the beginning when God was creating t...
In the beginning when God was creating the world, he was sitting on a Cloud telling his pal the Angel Gabriel what he planned for Scotland. "Gabby" he said. "Im going to give them soaring mountains, purple glens. High flying eagles, streams laden with salmon, golden fields of barley from which a whisky coloured nectar can be made, green lush spectacular golf courses, coal in the ground, oil under the sea, gas... "Hold on" said Gabriel "Are you not being over generous to these Scots. "NO" replied the Almighty "Wait till you see the neighbours Im going to give them.

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