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Lesser Of Two Evils
 
Bottom Start
 
Do As I Please?
 
Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator
 
1. You get a threatening note made of letters neatly cut out...
 
Cross mouse cards!
 
Dying Family
 
Unpaid parking tickets
 
snap, crackle and pop
 
In a fancy restaurant insist the waiter tell you the names o...
 
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
 
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
 
You Know You're Really Fat When
 
A Helicopter pilot is confused
 
Three men in a boat with four cigarettes and nothing to ligh...
 
What is the hottest part of the Sun? ..........................
 
Q. what do you call three white people running down a mounta...
 
Singles Column
 
A Horse, Of Course
 
Knock Knock Jokes 17
 
Price Of A Hair Cut In D.C.
 
That's Good, That's Bad
 
New York State of Mind
 
Bloody Mary
 
Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Futh, sorrowfully...
 
Question answer 01
 
Yo mama's so Nasty
 
Dead Kitten
 
Beans & Onions: Delicious
 
Business one-liners 55
 
DON'T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
 
Donations for Dee Dee
 
Short legged...
 
Math?
 
Thats No Raisin
 
Men are like.....Mascara.
 
Race dead candidates
 
Ice Hole
 
Airplane Humor
 
Will you be my Friend?
 
What is the only time a man thinks about...
 
The Press swarmed as Gus Refer cut the ribbon announcing the...
 
mosquito and a fly
 
Death in the Family
 
What do Kosovo and Hiroshima have in common? Nothing, yet....
 
Far East
 
Church
 
An old croak!
 
Grandma's Birthday
 
Frank Pete


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