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If for every rule there is an exception...
 
A bloke is sitting by his car at the sid...
 
Country Music Backwards
 
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Helen Keller's parents
 
Old actors
 
1. A man builds a house with all four sides facing south. A ...
 
My Husband Works for Microsoft
 
A hot frog!
 
If your dog is barking at the back door...
 
Too much thinking...
 
with the FBI
 
Educational priority
 
There once was a man who had a face for a bum and a bum for ...
 
Did you hear the one about the haunted matres?........neathe...
 
Driver Has No Money
 
Bejewelled Portrait
 
Hormone Hostage
 
Do you know what was JFK's favorite movie? "Splash." What ...
 
A mouse sandwich!
 
One day, a man dressed up as a woman was walking down the st...
 
Grasshopper
 
Chilly
 
3 In The Morning
 
French horn jokes
 
An Odd Tale
 
Find out about the cat
 
Yo' mama's toilet
 
Think back to when you were a kid and think of some of the t...
 
Poor Couple
 
Donald was convinced that he is a mouse! All his family and ...
 
Golf Clubs
 
Warm eyes, wet lips Gently touch my finger tips Soft sighs,...
 
The most effective way to remember your...
 
Inflatable high heels
 
Arnold's Search Engine
 
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
 
Great Writer
 
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
 
Blonde Welfare
 
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? Why do women ...
 
Your mama's so poor she put a Big Mac at McDonalds on layway...
 
O.J. Move to Alabama
 
Centipede jokes
 
Knock Knock Jokes 13
 
Same Old Stuff
 
You buyin'
 
I received a letter from my bank the other day...
 
Actual Police Quotes
 
Sir Giles: "What about a cup a coffee, Waddle?" Waddle: "Cer...


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