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 Thoughts for the day 1) Don't sweat the petty things and do...
 Good in Bed
 Private Larry Lasterfitz was always last. He was last to hea...
 A man walks into a barbershop with a seven-year old boy. "I'...
 Happy Happy
 Steven Wright 15
 What is the difference between a single...
 Cleansing
 Baked Bean Death
 Q: Why is the orchestra x-rated? A: Too much sax and violin...
 Knock, Knock... George Washington
 Dog life...
 Coincidences of Bill Gates
 What is a country song played backwards?
 "Honey," said this husband to his wife,...
 Blind Man Holding a Knife Over Your...
 Best Way of Skipping Out on a Check
 Your moma is so fat, she bungie jumped and went straight to ...
 A Chinese dustman notices a bin is not p...
 Business one-liners 06
 fit over a bucket!
 Where are we?
 Short cut
 50-50 relationship
 WHAT TO DO AT THE FUNERAL OF SOMEONE YOU DON'T LIKE
 Business one-liners 50
 A passenger announcement.
 Gas Station
 Farm jokes 06
 Did you here about the belt that got arrested? He was arres...
 A blond goes fishing on private property. The owner of the p...
 Brown and Serve
 Through The Desert On A Man With No Ears
 Engineer Cannibals
 What's Black?
 The alcohol trouble
 Four legs & one arm
 Worm your way out of that one!
 Kidneys for Brains
 Psychologist and the Light Bulb
 Airplane in Trouble
 Which fly makes films?
 Blonde Trees
 Geek's thanksgiving
 All these are genuine and have appeared in newspapers throug...
 Men
 - When the flight attendant asks you if you would like some ...
 The Call of Nature
 7. He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree. 6. The ha...
 Tee Shirt Lines


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