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Thoughts for the day 1) Don't sweat the petty things and do...
 
Good in Bed
 
Private Larry Lasterfitz was always last. He was last to hea...
 
A man walks into a barbershop with a seven-year old boy. "I'...
 
Happy Happy
 
Steven Wright 15
 
What is the difference between a single...
 
Cleansing
 
Baked Bean Death
 
Q: Why is the orchestra x-rated? A: Too much sax and violin...
 
Knock, Knock... George Washington
 
Dog life...
 
Coincidences of Bill Gates
 
What is a country song played backwards?
 
"Honey," said this husband to his wife,...
 
Blind Man Holding a Knife Over Your...
 
Best Way of Skipping Out on a Check
 
Your moma is so fat, she bungie jumped and went straight to ...
 
A Chinese dustman notices a bin is not p...
 
Business one-liners 06
 
fit over a bucket!
 
Where are we?
 
Short cut
 
50-50 relationship
 
WHAT TO DO AT THE FUNERAL OF SOMEONE YOU DON'T LIKE
 
Business one-liners 50
 
A passenger announcement.
 
Gas Station
 
Farm jokes 06
 
Did you here about the belt that got arrested? He was arres...
 
A blond goes fishing on private property. The owner of the p...
 
Brown and Serve
 
Through The Desert On A Man With No Ears
 
Engineer Cannibals
 
What's Black?
 
The alcohol trouble
 
Four legs & one arm
 
Worm your way out of that one!
 
Kidneys for Brains
 
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
 
Airplane in Trouble
 
Which fly makes films?
 
Blonde Trees
 
Geek's thanksgiving
 
All these are genuine and have appeared in newspapers throug...
 
Men
 
- When the flight attendant asks you if you would like some ...
 
The Call of Nature
 
7. He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree. 6. The ha...
 
Tee Shirt Lines


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