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 Your mama's so stupid that when she surfs the web she puts o...
 Microsoft and Santa
 Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book?
 Roadkill
 Another chicken joke
 It's better to fart and feel the shame, then not to fart and...
 How do I know anything really exists?
 Computer vs. Air Conditioner
 Stupid Insults 4/31
 Tuns of Puns! Part II
 Greed
 A sandwich walks into a pub and asks for a pint. The barman ...
 How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
 WHAT IS THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
 Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
 Mouse Tse Tung!
 Finally Figured Out Women
 Two fat birds!
 The Path Less Traveled
 A thin mouse!
 Space shuttle mission to the Moon
 1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf b...
 Thoroughbred or nag?
 Beneficiary
 Eat Your Vegetables
 Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery
 True story. It was the day before my sleep over, we decided...
 Drivers Licence
 Who drove that bus
 SIGNS HILLARY CLINTON DOESN'T UNDERSTAND NEW YORK CITY
 11 Signs of PMS
 I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest o
 Drum joke Q & A
 10 reasons to buy a new car...
 Act Of God
 What does
 Computer Quotes
 Little Lysdexic Humor
 hell
 Good to be chemist
 The astronomy jokes
 Discrimination
 Chess Nuts
 SIGNS YOU'RE REALLY BROKE
 Interesting Appearance. Not Normal
 Bathroom Door is Closed
 What do you call a man w/ no arms and no legs hanging on you...
 Swearing Parrot
 I married Miss Right. I just didn't kno...
 An Orange Parrot, Of Course


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