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ride it to hospital!
 
What is that good about Taliban airlines ? They take you st...
 
Stalagmice!
 
OJ's Charity
 
A Bolt of Lightning
 
Person 1: Wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: Okay! P...
 
GRAVITY KILLS
 
Why do you put a catalogue in a fridge? To have cool sales....
 
Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face
 
Addicted to AOL!
 
Your mama is so fat she uses Doors 95 instead of Windows 95!...
 
Santa Schnap...
 
The Cesium song 08
 
Stealing the camera
 
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing...
 
George Bush is in a airport lobby
 
Psychotic, neurotic
 
Aye, Aye, Captain!
 
Whats the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum ...
 
Steven Wright 01
 
Jack Kevorkian for White House physician. Driver carries no...
 
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Toilet papers are white. Bu...
 
Mother Teresa Goes to Heaven
 
Personal Inaccuracy
 
New...
 
Your moma is so fat she is the iceberg that sunk the Titanic...
 
If you want your wife to listen and pay...
 
Blondie
 
Lactose intolerant
 
Signs and notices 12
 
1. By telling them in the title of the joke that there are 3...
 
The Brit Awarts!
 
You Do Not Have To Oil Animals
 
In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the ri...
 
The Wishing Well
 
Free marriage ceremony
 
Plastic Surgery
 
Why are lepers cool? Because they can ride a bike with no ha...
 
Baseball for Scotsmen
 
The Law of the Jungle
 
Early Birds
 
What goes, "Ha! Ha! Ha! Plop?" A man laughing his head off....
 
I made myself a snowball as perfect as could be, I thought ...
 
Noah and the Ark.
 
Knock-Knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking on the ...
 
Air pollution
 
First-Time Golfer
 
I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford ha...
 
Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide to go on a pic...
 
There was an old lady who went to drug store to buy some asp...


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