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Jokes: I didn't get any money this time I Don't Need Anything Else I get so drunk that I imagine things I got a great Polish joke I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired because I wasn't up to it. I got home from work last night... I have "great" news for you I have a big problem I have a Microsoft waiter I have a question I have good news and bad news I have got trouble with the wife again... I have lost my father I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months... I just had a dream about it I just managed to settle an account! I know you were drunk yesterday I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. I marked the spot I married Miss Right... I Nearly Pissed Myse I only ordered a double I OWE MY MOTHER I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor... I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears... I saw a pen in a store the other day... I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients. I suppose I earned enough I think I need a pair of glasses I think I'll try a nicer approach I used to not get on with my mother-in-law... I want to appeal a case I Want to Be a Minister I want to become a politician I want to lose some weight I want to see something really cheap I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it. I went past a plastic surgeon's shop... I would like to havea second opinion I'm not Drunk... I'm Only Tribute I.D. I.Q. of 50? iccy Ice cream flavor galore Icescapades I'd Believe That Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Identification Identify the problem
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