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Horse pulls the car
 
Why are the school cooks so mean? Because they beat the egg...
 
The Masked-quito!
 
Sheriff's Office
 
Ever notice how a 4 year old's voice is louder than 200 adul...
 
Digger Phelps quotes
 
Your mama is so old she knew Burger Prince!...
 
Business one-liners 42
 
A collection of insults!
 
Caught by alligators
 
How many men does it take to open a beer?
 
My mother in law had two chickens as pets. One chicken got ...
 
Business one-liners 11
 
Business one-liners 52
 
Hot croako!
 
Don't eat and drive!
 
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
 
Suppository In Her Ear
 
Picture yourself near a stream.
 
Sad News
 
Begin emergency landing
 
Question answer 02
 
Where do frogs keep their money?
 
Dog jokes 03
 
Hard cheese!
 
Classic Oxymoron
 
John the Baptist
 
Alex Ferguson is at Old Trafford with the whole of the Manch...
 
What do you call a man who used to be interested in tractors...
 
Your mama is so fat that Jenny Craig turned her down....
 
Some Boy Scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mo...
 
Final Examination
 
A woman took her Social Security check to the bank to cash i...
 
Bee jokes 03
 
Why are spiders like tops?
 
An academic problem
 
Lawyers Jury
 
More Pick Up Lines
 
Did you hear the one about the cannible who passed his broth...
 
Answering Machine
 
The Potato Head family, consisting of a father, a mother, an...
 
Santa Schnap...
 
What was Elvis's last hit? The bathroom floor!!!!...
 
Stupid Insults 26/31
 
Business one-liners 60
 
The Field Trip
 
Did you understand me?
 
Motherinlaw's Funeral
 
1. On a set of shin pads: pads do not protect areas they don...
 
Buying Dumbells


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