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 My wife told me the car wasn't running well, there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the ca
 Earning Power
 Steven Wright 09
 Engineer's Belief
 Chemistry song 06
 Football try-outs.
 Number One Sport
 Sooner...
 Fat Dude
 Money Quotes
 Who would you be?
 Hamsterdam!
 1) What does this button do? 2) It can't be that cold. 3) I ...
 Worms.
 How Many Union Guys Does It Take...
 Science One-liners
 Counting Sheep
 Black Eye
 Flea jokes 02
 What's gross? Two twins conjoined at the tongue. What's gr...
 20. The cucumber has left the salad. 19. I can see the gun o...
 Why did the lizard go on a diet?
 Do at a bowling alley
 New Viruses on the loose!
 No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired....
 A pancake and a waffle walk into a diner and sit down at a t...
 Balanced person
 I am going to ask you three questions. And you have to answe...
 Remembering Anniversary
 God DID Have A Purpose
 Efficiency
 Chain letter for men!
 Old telephone directories are ideal for personal address boo...
 Bobby Knight Goes to Heaven
 Big Fat Mopeds
 Conversation
 Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
 New way to herd cattle
 A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bea...
 Prayer For The Winning
 Roseanne
 If Resumes Told the Truth
 True announcements during Sunday service
 The insurance agent shook his head and s...
 Meet Roy the drunk!
 Your mama is so ugly on her ID where the picture should be i...
 Women Quotes
 Star Trek 'n' Computer Geeks
 A croakus!
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