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What you do best!
 
Idiots Do Math:
 
Leave It To The Kids
 
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
 
Easter Quiz
 
Christmas Italian Style
 
The Zen Master is visiting New York City...
 
Your mama is so fat she use a VCR as a pager!...
 
What to do
 
Shoes
 
Search and Destroy
 
This guy walks into a bar and sees his friend and asks him, ...
 
Gas for Brains
 
Drum joke Q & A
 
Because they're wrigleys!
 
Dead Ringer, Part II
 
New scientific theories I
 
- Girls are like phones, if you press the wrong button you'l...
 
Some people say they where born with a silver spoon in thier...
 
Bug flew into a barn
 
An insurance company
 
Stealing the camera
 
There was a man walking on the Street with a banana in his e...
 
Which day does a fish hate?
 
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
 
Bring riches with you
 
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
 
There was a robbery at a bank somewhere and the criminal was...
 
Marriage quotes 12
 
Donkey Raffle
 
mosquito and a fly
 
How are men and parking spots alike? ~ Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped
 
What's that sound?
 
A famous General dies...
 
Top Signs That You're Too Old to Trick or Treat ...
 
Business one-liners 68
 
Q: What did princess Diana turn into at midnight? A: The wa...
 
Riddle me this???
 
This story is true, it really happened to one of my close fr...
 
Computer Memory
 
What is greater than god, more evil than the devil, poor peo...
 
Blonde On Either Side
 
What a Scotsman Wears Under His Kilt
 
Blonde and Pizza
 
What did the apple say to the worm? You're boring me....
 
I have a thousand arms and a million legs and four billion e...
 
Aggies R Dum
 
Waking Grumpy
 
Toilet brush
 
Most women are introspective: "Am I in l...


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