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They Eloped
 
A blonde was driving down a highway
 
Your mama so fat and old she got tired of the dinosaures, so...
 
Somebody flunked elf school...
 
Why did the spider buy a car?
 
Getting the Recipe
 
Whats funnier than an idiot who builds a house under water? ...
 
Three men, an American, a Japanese, and a Chinese, who were ...
 
Baby Drink
 
Blonde Inventions!
 
A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from...
 
Are you a Christian?
 
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with th
 
If the Franklin Mint made toasters...
 
Your mama so fat that when I asked what her weight was I tho...
 
Amuse-o-tron
 
Knock Knock Jokes 11
 
Man and Pig?
 
Making Ends Meet
 
Real news headlines 10
 
Mom, I'm pregnant!
 
Q: What goes "Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz plop?" A: A b...
 
Signs and notices 14
 
Bush Visits a Nursing Home
 
Ru-Ru
 
The Apple Corps!
 
Ya dump so hard, stinky and loud, that the world is comdemd ...
 
Twins
 
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a skin docto...
 
Bee jokes 04
 
*Why are you here? *Is there a god? *Potatoes or Stuffing?...
 
Buckeyes vs Wolverines!
 
Why do they put the soap detergaint Joy on the top shelf? S...
 
Women's Rights
 
The Less You Know, The More You Make
 
CHIEF FORGET-ME-NOT
 
Which fly makes films?
 
The dinner guests!
 
Never argue with kids
 
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor...
 
Chem one-liners 03
 
You're getting older if you can remember: - Being sent to t...
 
'Twas boring, and his lofty gaze did nod and waver from its ...
 
As I was driving to work one rainy morning a most unfortunat...
 
Looking for some help...
 
With a mouse warming party
 
Axioms of Life
 
Definition of an anesthesiologist
 
One day
 
Your mama so ugly for halloween she trick or treats on the p...


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