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 Amuse-o-tron
 Calling the shots.
 Clean Joke, Dirty Joke
 A pool table?
 1. There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a...
 What do you see on a clear day in California? UCLA (YOU SEE...
 This lady was unpacking her grocery's when her son came in, ...
 Yo momma so fat
 Cheater
 I called a company and asked to speak to...
 CAREER PATH
 Bird jokes 01
 Invent artificial dogs
 This dog loves people
 Fish
 your mama is so old...
 Good Deed
 Business one-liners 32
 The first ones are in a script style format. 1. Telemarkete...
 A man walks out of a bar totally hammered...
 1.You're so stupid you walked into a antique shop and asked,...
 The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in theright place, but also to leave
 Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but he/she can usually be sedated with a f
 Car Joke
 At the spawn shop!
 Catching polar bears
 Ghetto Shopping
 A mammoth!
 Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha
 Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
 Answering Machine
 Can You Read This?
 It's croak-et!
 Dead Stop
 Pointless
 Trains go fast, Airplanes fly, My love for you will never d...
 AFGHAN MAN FOUND DEAD IN MICHAEL BARRYMO...
 1. This is all over my head. ~Robert Benchly 2. Involved in...
 Aggies
 How do crazy people get through the forest?
 Yo Mama's So Dumb... Drunk Driving
 Who's fastest!
 The Irishman & The Cop
 Yo' Face So Greasy
 Satan Claus
 Yo' mama so fat, at an all you can eat buffet, they have to ...
 THE BOYS OF SUMMER
 Drink to Forget
 Free Service
 My twenty cents


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