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Home burglar survey
Your mama is so ugly your father put the bathroom mirror ins...
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Pizza, Pizza
Yo Mama's so dumb... car
Froglights!
You buyin'
It's been nice gnawing you!
Snail talk
5 flies in the kitchen
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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? A towel....
Fortune Cookie....
Bird jokes 05
Baldness
Surf's Up!
A man with no arms walks up to an ice cream van and says, "I...
I'm not saying you're old but who else... ...has wrinkles on...
Everyone joins in
A married couple was very nervous about taking their 4 year ...
Airline A-Hole
New Year Nerd Resolutions
Try to say "Unique New York" six times real fast. Some tong...
What is grosser than gross?
Pick up line
Math mocks muddle your mind, English exams exhaust the ego, ...
Fatherly feelings
Get Me Another Lawyer
The Cesium song 13
Mental Health Patient
Stupid Insults 12/31
Guess the instructions.
Eyes Light Up
Man and Pharmacist
Skylights
What's the easiest thing to get into but hard to get out of?...
his belly button
Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to loo...
A tomato and a cucumber were about to cross the street. The ...
Yo mama's So Dumb
A Roomful of Rednecks
Deathbed Confession
Ticklish Tongue
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An airplane is in trouble
Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis
Fastest Worker
If a vegetarian eats vegetables...
Q: How many social workers does it take...
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