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Jokes: Dog jokes 01 Rotweiler and Collie Give the frog a loan Sung to the melody of My Heart Will Go On (Love Theme from T... Another three year old put his shoes on... A tadpole! Two neighbors were sitting on a deck talking. They saw their... One day during a windstorm, a police man seen an old lady ho... Mixed football jokes A cow was walking down the streets of manhattan run day he w... 100 rations: 1 C-ration 1. Why do women wear make-up and perfume?? Because they're ... Your Momma What was the problem before? 1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen You need to cross a bridge. The bridge takes 5 minutes to cr... Mirror Borschtbelt Zinger Yankee Doodle history Earl SIGNS YOU HAVE A LEAD FOOT Where is the smallest bridge? Your nose.... Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover Insult Collection #3 car mechanics tell you the truth. 640K ought to be enough for anybody -Bill Gates,1981... Staring Insult Q: What did one fly say to the other? A: Pardon me, is this... DEFINITIONS FOR ADULTS 1. Words can't describe your outfit, so I'll just throw up ... A heart is not a playingthing A heart is not a toy ... Shoe shopping Woman Crossing Q: What do you do if your boiler explode... Buying from a store Josephine meets Simon in a night club an... Don't squat with your spurs on. Don't interfere with somet... Actual Label Instructions On can of wet cat food: ... Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't kno Great Job Baked beans and their delightful tune How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? C... STUPID PEOPLE They day was grey, The night was blue. Around the corner, A ... Old Academics If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will dishwasher breaks down Dog jokes 08 Shrewd Investment you use a CAD package to design your son's Pine Wood Derby car
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