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Two friends were talking and one said, "How are you?" the ot...
Why is it usually cold at outdoor football games? So many f...
The Great Escape
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. Whe...
Business one-liners 54
Speeding Old Chicks
The Educational Toy.
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What do you call a shaked up salad? Ceizure salad....
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with Titanic? H...
Living your life is like shaving...no matter how well you do...
True Story
Thanksgiving Turkey
My friend and I were walking down the steps of our dormitory...
Business one-liners 80
SIGNS YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IS UNDER-QUALIFIED
Chemistry song 08
Polite people stink
Murdered
Your mama is so stupid, she won't get on a grey hound bus be...
Cat jokes 07
Sleep late!
The Football Star
Sequel
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Bootiful
Yo mama's So Stupid
Bee jokes 02
Parking Meter
Resignation From Phone Committee
Scent makes you gamble
10. Like is, like, the most commonly used word in your vocab...
New Recruit
How many Microsoft shipping department personnel does it tak...
Vacuum cleaner!
RESOLUTION #1 1993: I will read at least 20 good books a yea...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Two Spoons
Spark
This day holds a lot of meaning for me...
What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...
No Speaking
Much Improved
Government vs. Mafia
U.S. Air Force pilot
Phone Number
Chickenhead in the Road
Telephone Operators Proposal
Cheapest Meat
This was an actual message on the top of an ice cream truck:...
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