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 Two friends were talking and one said, "How are you?" the ot...
 Why is it usually cold at outdoor football games? So many f...
 The Great Escape
 When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. Whe...
 Business one-liners 54
 Speeding Old Chicks
 The Educational Toy.
 What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
 What do you call a shaked up salad? Ceizure salad....
 What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with Titanic? H...
 Living your life is like shaving...no matter how well you do...
 True Story
 Thanksgiving Turkey
 My friend and I were walking down the steps of our dormitory...
 Business one-liners 80
 SIGNS YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IS UNDER-QUALIFIED
 Chemistry song 08
 Polite people stink
 Murdered
 Your mama is so stupid, she won't get on a grey hound bus be...
 Cat jokes 07
 Sleep late!
 The Football Star
 Sequel
 5
 Bootiful
 Yo mama's So Stupid
 Bee jokes 02
 Parking Meter
 Resignation From Phone Committee
 Scent makes you gamble
 10. Like is, like, the most commonly used word in your vocab...
 New Recruit
 How many Microsoft shipping department personnel does it tak...
 Vacuum cleaner!
 RESOLUTION #1 1993: I will read at least 20 good books a yea...
 Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
 Two Spoons
 Spark
 This day holds a lot of meaning for me...
 What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...
 No Speaking
 Much Improved
 Government vs. Mafia
 U.S. Air Force pilot
 Phone Number
 Chickenhead in the Road
 Telephone Operators Proposal
 Cheapest Meat
 This was an actual message on the top of an ice cream truck:...


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