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 Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him
 What's the difference between a piano and a fish? You can't...
 The real Joe Schmoe!
 A Rainbow of Devotion
 Twinkie Insult
 Don't drowned skinny boy
 Lightbulb... Harvard
 One day Abraham and his son,Isaac, were playing computer gam...
 A man is driving through the country. Just as it's getting d...
 Fire Truck
 DIETER'S RECITAL
 What do you call a man who can fly? Superman. And what do y...
 ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
 Bribe and Groom
 Make me a better musician
 Get Sober!
 Elephant jokes 04
 Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
 What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
 Famous Last Words
 No Brakes
 Great truths about life.
 Alligator Shoes
 A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in down...
 Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
 Can You Spell That Ma'am
 THE SOFT BET
 Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes Benz
 1. Stand on their front lawn looking skyward singing Gregor...
 May I speak to the conductor
 Workplace Farting: Options Explored
 A Blonde and a Waitress
 Mating Bulls
 Sudanese government
 Daylight savings time
 Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
 What is the cruelest gift any one ever gave Stevie Wonder? ...
 Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate
 Defamation of character
 Set It Free
 Check out the following exercise, guaranteed to freak you ou...
 Selling the Wife
 The Revised Miranda Rights Version 2
 DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
 "Domino vobiscum." (The pizza guy is here.) "Auda similarum...
 Betty Botter had some butter. "But," she said, "this butter'...
 On a bus station, an old lady got into a bus and said to the...
 Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son: Not much...
 Play on the words
 One day Gummyworms were crossing a road and a car was coming...


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