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Sweet Talker
 
One Eye
 
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what d
 
Steven Wright 10
 
Laws of ...
 
Last Night
 
Steven Wright 26
 
Why was the bird wearing lingerie? It was Victoria's egret....
 
Baldness
 
The Lettuce Joke
 
Small business day
 
Sooner...
 
I have some good news, and some bad news
 
Yo Mama's So Old... Guest List
 
worm's favorite band
 
There are 3 types of people in this world: 1) Ones that can...
 
Magicians Secret
 
Football & Woman
 
Blonde Fish
 
Trouble with plane engines
 
Maxi Pad to the Fart
 
Business one-liners 73
 
The next time someone gets closer to you than you would pref...
 
Dog jokes 07
 
People with busy lives
 
Next time your in class bored out of your tree.... 1. Say o...
 
DMV
 
What kind of car does a midget drive? A minivan....
 
After losing a lawsuit, how did the parsley farmer have his ...
 
Gorilla in a Tree
 
Who's the boss
 
One day, my friends and I were discussing who owned the movi...
 
In the beginning, God created earth and...
 
I'll sue for injuries
 
New scientific element: WOMAN
 
1. Tell the widow you're sure you saw him move. 2. Go to th...
 
Leper Hockey
 
Constipation
 
Light Bulb 4
 
Harpsichord jokes
 
Dedicated geologists
 
Chemistry song 16
 
Biologist experiment
 
Your mama is so ugly, she has 3 teeth--1 in her mouth 2 in h...
 
at Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the stri
 
Why on Earth do we close our eyes when we sneeze? Probably b...
 
Why are married women heavier than single women? ~ Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
 
Poor House
 
Customer: How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that al...
 
How many bulls do you have?


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