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Invisible Carrots
 
Your mama is so ugly her pillow cries at night....
 
Where does one legged people eat at? IHOP....
 
A rookie police officer from Atlanta was assigned a car for ...
 
1-iron
 
What did Pooh call his grandma? Pooh-nanny....
 
No drinking in April
 
See if you can find 16 books of the Bible in the following a...
 
A mosque-ito!
 
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
 
What is LXIX?
 
Lily!
 
Arnold:the musical
 
Guide to buy a man gifts!
 
Have you heard about that new Ford truck. You know the one w...
 
Star Spangled Banner
 
Hey, Nice Tie''
 
What's that sound?
 
Witch Story
 
Roses are red Vilotes are blue I hope you love me Because I ...
 
Bengals
 
A Daring New Position
 
It's the same bedroom you had as a kid but now your parents ...
 
Germans Retain Surnames
 
Pessimist's blood
 
I called a company and asked to speak to...
 
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless
 
Black Eyes
 
Enlightenment Quiz
 
Blonde Loses Sweet Job
 
Bra & Hat
 
Line of squaws
 
Motion sickness
 
A mouse-tache!
 
my hat
 
bumper sticker
 
Who am I!!!
 
Nearly Fatal Clock
 
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
 
Lawyers arrive in Japan
 
Death sentence cleared
 
Yo Mama Road Sign
 
Escalators
 
Your mom's bra size
 
Coffee
 
In a very crowded bus, one busy Monday morning, a passenger ...
 
The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driv
 
A vampire bat came flapping in from the...
 
Ouch
 
The Truth about Thanksgiving


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