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THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
 
What kind of a tree fights in a war? A mili-tree....
 
Riddle me this!
 
Life Quotes
 
A bookworm!
 
The way to a heart of a man
 
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Bass Player
 
Bad Hair Year
 
Shopping Spree
 
Wedding preparation guidelines
 
Send Mother In Law
 
Hiney Bubbles
 
Tale of the Two Dead Boys
 
Knock Knock... Roxanne
 
Mommy Dearest!
 
Two men were walking through the woods when...
 
A son and a father was eating at the table. Son asked, "Dad,...
 
Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt don't work. The glea...
 
About one mile a day!
 
What is the difference between the United States Army and th...
 
A collection of insults!
 
Three boys were in the desert with only one bottle of water ...
 
Women Pass Less Gas
 
Ouststanding!
 
Baldy Pants
 
A mouse-tache!
 
Blonde PVC
 
Smart man + smart woman = romance
 
What do you instantly know about a well-...
 
I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left
 
Advice for Idiots:
 
Asked in science class
 
Arachnoleptic fit
 
~~I know why they put the G infront of the dog/dawg..... ...
 
I get no respect 03
 
A Childs View Of A Retirement
 
Wart's new!
 
A man and his wife
 
Yo mama's So Flat
 
Twinkie Insult
 
Name a...
 
A Drinking Problem
 
SIGNS YOU'RE REALLY BROKE
 
Restaurant service
 
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
 
When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and
 
The Christmas airport
 
Rhoids
 
The receptionist at a busy medical center asked the caller o...


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