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One day
 
What is SWF?
 
Swallowed A Penny
 
Hunting Trip.
 
Business one-liners 47
 
Reptiles!
 
Woman's Watch
 
You are so stupid . . . Socks
 
Longest word
 
Cow at Cranberry Cove
 
Bull free in Tokoyo
 
Tennis Balls
 
Dog jokes 01
 
Rotweiler and Collie
 
Give the frog a loan
 
Sung to the melody of My Heart Will Go On (Love Theme from T...
 
Another three year old put his shoes on...
 
A tadpole!
 
Two neighbors were sitting on a deck talking. They saw their...
 
Mixed football jokes
 
A cow was walking down the streets of manhattan run day he w...
 
1. Why do women wear make-up and perfume?? Because they're ...
 
Your Momma
 
What was the problem before?
 
You need to cross a bridge. The bridge takes 5 minutes to cr...
 
Mirror
 
Borschtbelt Zinger
 
Yankee Doodle history
 
SIGNS YOU HAVE A LEAD FOOT
 
Where is the smallest bridge? Your nose....
 
Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover
 
Insult Collection #3
 
640K ought to be enough for anybody -Bill Gates,1981...
 
Staring Insult
 
Q: What did one fly say to the other? A: Pardon me, is this...
 
DEFINITIONS FOR ADULTS
 
1. Words can't describe your outfit, so I'll just throw up ...
 
Shoe shopping
 
Woman Crossing
 
Q: What do you do if your boiler explode...
 
Buying from a store
 
Josephine meets Simon in a night club an...
 
Don't squat with your spurs on. Don't interfere with somet...
 
Actual Label Instructions On can of wet cat food: ...
 
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't kno
 
Great Job
 
How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? C...
 
STUPID PEOPLE
 
Old Academics
 
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will


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