If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people fr...
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from

Holland called Holes?



Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?



Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?



If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?



If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?



When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you put

your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?



Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?



Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread

to begin with.



When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?



Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a

person drives a race car not called a racist?



Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?



Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?



Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?



If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it

follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,

cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and

dry cleaners depressed?



Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?



What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?



I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole

lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me . . . they're

cramming for their final exam.



I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little

spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use?

Toothpicks?



Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?

What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just

put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could

look for them while they deliver the mail?



If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly

are the others here for?



You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.



No one ever says, "It's only a game", when their team is

winning.



Whatever happened to preparations A through G?


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