If Microsoft Was Jewish...
Instead of getting a "general protection fault" error, your PC would get "verklempt."
"Year 2000" issues are replace by "year 5760-5761" issues.
Hanukkah screen savers will have "flying dreidels."
Your PC shuts down automatically at sundown on Friday evenings.
After your computer dies, you would dispose of it within 48 hours.
Your "start" button would be replaced with a "let's go! I'm not getting any younger!" button.
"Abort, Retry, Ignore" would be replaced with "Stop it already - you're killing me. You vant I should try again? I didn't hear that!"
When disconnecting external devices from the back of the PC, you would be instructed to "remove the cable from the PC's tucas."
Internet Explorer would have a spinning "Star of David" in the upper right corner.
You would hear the tune "Halva Nagila" during startup.
When running "scandisk", you will be prompted with a "You vant I should fix this?" message.
When your PC is working too hard, you would occasionally hear a loud "OY!"

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