If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? Why do women ...
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?



Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be

wearing night gowns?



If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?



When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put

your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?



Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?



Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread

to begin with.



When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? "Me?"



Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a

person who drives a race car not called a racist?



Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?



Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?



If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make

terrible?



Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?



"I am." Is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English

language. Could it be that "I Do." is the longest sentence?



If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it

follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,

cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and

drycleaners depressed?



Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?



Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion

stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell

you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?



If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from

Holland called "Holes?"


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