How does a Gulti commute office 40 miles away? He walks all the way because he wants to get a good resale value for his car. Why does a Gulti wish for rain? Because he gets a free car wash. How does a Gulti wash clean his cloth and carpet? He stuffs both together into washing machine to save few pennies. Why does computer books in book stores get a Gulti smell? Because those books were returned by a gulti after 30 days free trial.