Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says,"that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago iseroding. What have you been eating?" The man replies, "allI can think of is that about four months ago my wife madesome asparagus and put some stuff on it that wasdelicious...Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now putit on everything --- meat, toast, fish, vegtables, everything.""Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem.Hollindaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which ishighly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll makeyou a new plate, and this time use chrome." "Whychrome?" asks the patient. To which the dentist replies,"It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate likechrome for the Hollandaise!"

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