A young man, who worked at a driving range, picked up a
dozen old balls one day and took them home with him,
into his pants pockets.
On the bus on his way home, an elderly old lady sat down
him, so he had to scrunch them up to make room for her. He
after a while the lady was glancing sideways toward his
bit embarrassed, he said to the lady, "It`s all right ma`am,
just golf balls."
She nodded and smiled sympathetically and a few moments
"Tell me - is that something like tennis elbow?"