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1. IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines. Please remove
<br/>all your clothes when the light goes out.
<br/>
<br/>2. IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs
<br/>
<br/>3. IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder
<br/>yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.
<br/>
<br/>4. IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea break, staff should empty
<br/>the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
<br/>
<br/>5. ON A CHURCH DOOR: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by
<br/>this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft.
<br/>Please use side entrance)
<br/>
<br/>6. OUTSIDE A SECOND-HAND SHOP: We exchange anything - bicycles,
<br/>washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a
<br/>wonderful bargain.
<br/>
<br/>7. QUICKSAND WARNING: Quicksand. Any person passing this point
<br/>will be drowned. By order of the District Council.
<br/>
<br/>8. NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their
<br/>garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
<br/>
<br/>9. IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Closed due to illness.
<br/>
<br/>10. SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car
<br/>
<br/>11. SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyone who has children and
<br/>doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.
<br/>
<br/>12. NOTICE IN A FIELD: The farmer allows walkers to cross the
<br/>field for free, but the bull charges.
<br/>
<br/>13. MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read, this leaflet will
<br/>tell you how to get lessons.
<br/>
<br/>14. ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair anything (Please knock
<br/>hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)
<br/>
<br/>15. SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of
<br/>order. Please use floor below.
<br/>

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