Funny Signs
1. IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines. Please remove

all your clothes when the light goes out.



2. IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs



3. IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder

yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.



4. IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea break, staff should empty

the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.



5. ON A CHURCH DOOR: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by

this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft.

Please use side entrance)



6. OUTSIDE A SECOND-HAND SHOP: We exchange anything - bicycles,

washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a

wonderful bargain.



7. QUICKSAND WARNING: Quicksand. Any person passing this point

will be drowned. By order of the District Council.



8. NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their

garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.



9. IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Closed due to illness.



10. SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car



11. SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyone who has children and

doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.



12. NOTICE IN A FIELD: The farmer allows walkers to cross the

field for free, but the bull charges.



13. MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read, this leaflet will

tell you how to get lessons.



14. ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair anything (Please knock

hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)



15. SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of

order. Please use floor below.


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