Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!What insect runs away from everything?A flee!What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!What to you call a Russian flea?A Moscow-ito!Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet?"Why are we running so fast?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line" What do you call a flea that lives in an idiots ear?A space invader!What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?Bugs Bunny!How do you start an insect race?One, two, flea - go!How do you find where a flea has bitten you?Start from scratch!What is a flea's favorite book?The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

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