Don't Mess with the Judge
There were three men at a bar. One man got drunk and started a fight with the other two men. The police came and took the drunk guy to jail. The next day the man went before the judge. The judge asked the man, �Where do you work?�
The man said, �Here and there.�
The judge asked the man, �What do you do for a living?�
The man said, �This and that.�
The judge then said, �Take him away.�
The man said, �Wait, judge when will I get out?�
The judge said to the man, �Sooner or lat

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